and now reporting from the "Cone of Uncertainty"...

Here we go! Cue the Kinks "should I stay or should I go now??" Da da da da da da da.

Sorry after years of Hurricanes, we're kinda tired of this. Did I say that we should have been living in Atlanta by now?

So, the chili recipe will show up here sometime tomorrow. The tricky thing here is to try and time your preparations so that your butt is not hanging out in the wind while you are still trying to put the shutters up.

So Friday we will start to gather our belongings. This sucks. After awhile you don't care about your stuff anymore. Really there are about 6 things I would take with me. Everything else. Into the wind it goes.

And did I tell you how freeking hot it has been here this week? 95 degrees today. And tonight right now at 10:15pm it is 88 degrees.

A snowbank. I need to find a snowbank. How far north do I have to go at this time of year to find a freekin' snowbank?

We havin' a heatwave, a tropical heatwave...

Waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Where are the woodscrews? Anybody seen the woodscrews? And the cat carriers? And the... And I have to work tomorrow and Saturday.